Ho Down: Your Guide to the Sex Industry!


When the skank gets KOed!

Hi!!  You can call me Roy Killington, and this is my Ho Down!  If you’re here, I don’t need to beat around the bush!  You wanna know every dirty, nasty little secret, tip, and tidbit you can get your grubby little hands on so that you can get the best bang for your buck with the “ladies of ill repute.”  By the end of this adventure, you’ll know what a Peek-a-boo Petey is, the best place to get one, and who will actually have the stomach (and gag reflex!) to actually accomplish this astonishing feat!  So let’s get sta –

Wait…  This isn’t where I want to be typing this…

Hi.  My name is Joshua, but y’all can call me Roy (Killington).  That’s what I looked like Senior Year of highschool, though you’ll more often than not see me as PAANDA MARINE when I post .  Bcause PANDA MARINE is quite simply awesome.  Starting on the 8th of September, I am going to be a freshmen at MSU-B planning on majoring in Human Performance (which sounds both fancy and like complete bullshit (feel free to snicker or stare at the monitor confusedly – you won’t be the first)).  I plan on living at home so that I can get out of school debt free (which seems possible) to make grad school that much easier (it won’t).  While schooling, I plan on working at Billings Hardware about 30 hours a week.  If you’d like to know, my boss TJ offered me a promotion so that I can become a section manager, so I’m moving up.  Unless things change, I want to go to grad school to get my Doctor of Physical Therapy at University of Montana in Missoula.  Then, after that, do whatever I want with my schooling and all the cash I will hopefully be raking in later.  See Europe, in live in England, go beat up hippies back east (don’t worry, hippies aren’t real people).

From this blog, I hope to try and do just a few things.  One – teach you to never trust anything I say (or should you?).  Two – tell you a bit about college schooling while working so that you seniors can either quake in your boots or beg for the end to come soon (interpret that as you will).  Tres – share some funny anecdotes and facts I find about my life and stuff (for example, I head there’s a new sex help book out there I think called Your Sex and Junk which is a HILARIOUS TITLE).  And Ee – get the hot chicks cuz they’ll think that I’m sophisticated from my blog (unless they read it, but really, what hot chicks read?  I mean, come on).  And that’s it, ya.  Pleased ta meet ya.

Also, my favorite thing about Thursday the 26th – sleeping in.   HA!

One response to “Ho Down: Your Guide to the Sex Industry!

  1. hahahahahaha this is my favorite post so far.

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