Attention Holiday Shoppers:
You suck. You’re everywhere, all the time. You’re also rude, impatient, and ignorant.
Please go back to wherever the Hell you were during the rest of the year. We won’t miss you– we pinky promise. 🙂
Sincerely (No, f*** that– NOT SINCERELY),
The Ridiculously Underpaid Retail Associates of Billings, MT